Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Movie Review - BUtterfield 8 (1960)

Another "hooker with a heart of gold" story that won gorgeous Elizabeth Taylor her first Best Actress in a Leading Role Oscar in 1961 (the other for "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" In 1966). The ridiculous transparency of her character's name ("Gloria Wandrous") aside, Taylor brings an implosive vulnerability to her role that is hard to match.

The male lead Laurence Harvey, playing the rich philanderer Weston Liggett, is probably the one who taught Clint Eastwood how to squint. Tall, lean and chain smoker (like all males in a 60s film), Liggett gets more than he bargained for when he falls in love with part-time model and part-time call girl Gloria who could be reached through the "BUtterfield 8" phone exchange (see the Phone trivia at the end of this review).

Both lead characters are wrecked by feelings of shame and guilt and are in search for some authenticity in their lives, despite themselves.

Gloria makes a living by sleeping with Manhattan's executive-class males and having her own 15 minutes of fame under the sun by posing for magazine photographers as a model for famous fashion houses.

But when she wakes up one morning in Liggett's expensive bed with a $250 left for her on the night stand, she goes berserk. Imagine, a call girl who is insulted for getting paid -- even when Liggett explains in a later scene that the money was for her dress that was torn the night before.

Yet Gloria is no "happy hooker" at all. She is pained for lying to her mother and not living up to her mother's standards. The life she is leading is a clear source of shame for her (thus the implication of a "heart of gold").

Moreover, in a later "talking head" scene Gloria unloads her childhood secrets on her ex-lover and current confidante Steve Carpenter (Eddie Fisher, who was actually married to Elizabeth Taylor at the time this movie was shot) who plays a struggling composer living in a one-room apartment.

In that scene we learn that Gloria had a sexual relationship with a family friend (an "uncle") when she was only a teenager and she actually liked it. That created a sense of guilt that she could never shake off and thus (we presume) led to her current line of work as a call girl. That's why she hates all the men she beds with while exploiting their wealth and connections.

Liggett, on the other hand, is a chemical engineer who rose to his current station in life not on the basis of his own personal merits but by marrying rich. His patrician wife Emily (played to perfection by Dina Merrill) has been protected from the vagaries of real life by her family's wealth. For the longest time she fails to understand the storm that's raging inside her conflicted husband.

Liggett, tortured by fears that he might be a phony, is further pained to realize that Gloria has bedded practically every man of accomplishment and money in Manhattan. Her specialty is "Ivy League alumni" and he goes through these schools alphabetically. That's why she is depressed about the fact that she has reached Yale and thus the end of the alphabet. Jealousy becomes yet another reason why Liggett starts to lose it. His character starts as a control freak who can handle anything with some cocky sweet talk, money and that squinting stare. At the end we see him as a basket case, unable to control the centrifugal forces pulling his fate apart.

This tragic story (adapted from a 1935 novel by John O'Hara) catapults to its logical conclusion after Gloria decides to leave Liggett behind and move to Boston. The end is not pretty but reflects what ought to have happened. So in that sense it does not disappoint.

Taylor shot this movie for only $125,000. For her next film Cleopatra (1963), she pulled down a hefty $1 million. She always cited this film as one of her least favorite movies, despite the fact that it brought her an Academy Award.

PHONE TRIVIA: Here is why the "U" in "Butterfield" is printed in UPPER CASE... Back then, telephone exchanges in Manhattan were referred to by names, instead of numbers. Manhattan's Upper East Side had the phone exchange Butterfield 8 (BU8 or 288).

Thursday, April 02, 2009

The Loot that Won't Compute

Zacky and Sugar are 65-year-old Bonnie and Clyde. But they haven't killed anyone -- yet. They just pulled off the biggest heist of the century 35 years ago, when they were young, and since then they lived in seclusion, under deep cover, spending nothing in order not to draw attention to themselves. If you think they are "paranoid," you can say that again.

But now that they're getting older and they figure they won't have much more to live, they realize it's time to cash in the loot. It's time to surface and live the good life before they kick the can.

When they go to retrieve the loot, a surprise is waiting for them: it's missing! And the note says: THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES... Zacky is so hopping mad, he swears he's gonna find the perpetrator and punish him even if it means dying in jail. Sugar feels the same but they both are suspicious of each other. Only they knew the location of the loot. So how come others got hold of it? Who talked? Who said what and when and to whom?

The next day Zacky has the results of his annual checkup from the Free Community Clinic (since they don't even have medical insurance) and it's not good -- he might have prostate cancer. But this also gives him a great idea about how he can track down the thief... But will Sugar be sweet and cooperate? Or will she sour The Plan?

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Do You Speak Genderese?

Bob Polymorphus is a nationally-renown expert in "Genderese," a language discovered in late 2018 that all women "speak" -- without uttering, a language with its own rules and vocabulary that men never hear as though it was a high-frequency whistle too fine for human ears to detect.

"Genderese" consists of… [rules of this esoteric language that ALL women speak but men never understand]

Bob becomes a regular guest on Oprah and receives a UN Humanitarian award until his rivals discover his dirty secret… A gender comedy.

(The rest of this 550-word story idea is in Vol 2 of "Zillions! of Movie and Story Ideas" by Gary Karbon.)

Monday, January 26, 2009

Private Hells

River Creek, Montana is a small town facing the growing pains of a community not ready for explosive expansion. The discovery of a uranium mine ten years ago brought much money to the community, plus a lot of immigrants and transients. To top it off, the new STATE JAIL made a lot of residents jumpy.

But things went surprisingly well when the inmates volunteered for outside work and started to take care of many public work chores for free, including… shoveling snow and scraping ice from the roads, cleaning up the cemeteries, working at the County Recycling Center, repairing 3 highway bridges, setting up election booths, putting up flags on 4th of July and Veterans Day, in short, making a real and positive difference in the daily life of a city when public finance was in dire straits.

Then one day, the State decides to shut down the jail and move it some place else… That's when the residents realize they can not live without the inmates and their free labor. So they come up with an alternative plan to keep the jail in town… a plan that changes the lives of many residents and inmates in ways that no one could foresee before hand…

(The rest of this 800-word story is in "Zillions of Movie and Story Ideas! Vol 2 by Gary Karbon" available soon...)

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Hoop Warrior

Kenyata Brambleston is one of the fiercest centers in NBA, playing for LA Conquerers. Kenyata has such an uncontrollable desire to win that he has broken a few bones and once even played with a crack in his skull – the year when they became the NBA Champs.

What people do not know is that Kenyata has a time-double who is simultaneously living in the 10th century Germany. He is a Pagan warrior named Garth and he is trying to avenge the murder of his whole family...

(The rest of this story idea is in Volume 1 of “Zillions of Movie and Story Ideas!”)

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Umberto D -- does anyone care anymore?

In this age of films written and produced for the 15-24 juvenile video-game crowd, does anyone care about Vittoria de Sica anymore?

Has anyone HEARD OF Vittoria de Sica lately, or ever, really? Perhaps that's the real question.

For the record -- De Sica was honored with four Academy Awards: two Special Awards (when there was no "Best Foreign Film" category yet), for Shoeshine in 1947, and The Bicycle Thief in 1949; and Best Foreign Film Awards for Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow in 1964, and The Garden of the Finzi-Continis in 1971.

Martin Scorcese said: "As powerful as The Bicycle Thief was, for me, De Sica and Zavattini's greatest achievement together was Umberto D... a great movie about a hero of everyday life. That was De Sica's precious gift to his father. And to us."

It's about old age, loneliness, lack of communication, what happens when life passes you by...

But it's also about LIFE with its zany energy. It's about love and hope. Ever presence pulse of Grace Eternal. The last scene is worth all the rest of it.

Umberto Ferrari (played by Carlo Battisti, a University of Florence professor of linguistics in real life) is a retired man who is kicked out of his one-room rental by his landlady who is his opposite -- young, juicy, sexy, conniving, scheming, ruthless, given to appearances, a social climber, party animal, and a poor tenant's worst nightmare.

Umberto doesn't know where to go and what to do... He is penniless. But there are things that he still cares deeply about.

He has a little dog, Flick, the sweetest cutest little dog you'll ever see.

And a maid, Maria, who was 15 and a non-professional actor at the time the film was shot. A simple country girl with a round peasant face as wide open as a wheat field.

Those are the few things in life that keep gentle, considerate but desperate and weak Umberto going until, that is, he decides to commit suicide together with his dog.

De Sica dedicated this film to his own father and considered it as his best.

How many Umberto D's has the Economic Disaster of 2008 created? And when will their films be made? And will the market reward such efforts or just move on to the next video game?

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Movie Story Idea - Crimson Poet

Crimson, The Biggest and Meanest Female Wrestler in the world is crushed with guilt and remorse when during a nationally-televised wrestling match she crushes the vertebrae of her opponent Violet and paralyzes her neck-down for life.

She goes into a funk. Therapy does not help. She tries to drink but throws up. Her body rejects drugs. She files for bankruptcy and quits wrestling...

(The rest of this story idea is in Volume 1 of “Zillions of Movie and Story Ideas!”)